peter j

Another great nacho save by our fearless David B! On his way back to PS this morning he spotted two hapless nacho teammates attempting to repair a tire slice. The poor bastards had just returned from a tour to Rosseau and back when tragedy struck. Dave was initially flummoxed by the timing of it all " I don't fucking believe it" he stammered before turning around to the aid of his nacho friends. They had not even thought to carry a sharp knife with them the dicks. Not to be deterred Dave managed to McGiver a tire patch out of the old tube ripping it along the wire cable of the highway retaining fence. He got that stuffed into place for added reinforcement before inflating the tire to prevent the new tube from pushing out the sidewall. We were agog, speechless. (Steve why didn't you think of that, easier than building a Sidewinder don't you think?)Then without further ado he climbed back on his bike with grease covered hands and sped oneward. He didn't even stay for the beers we had for him. A women passed by part way through this travesty and asked if we needed help. She nonetheless quickly departed when Steve simply asked if she had any nachoes and Pete was urinating. (Dave B worked silently on).

There are men, and then there are nacho men! The quick fix got the men home! If Dave could just get that trailer of his on the road the whole episode could have been performed with nacho Steve and nacho Pete in beauty lawn chairs, eh!